I'll boldly stick my neck out and offer a lifetime guarantee on any property we sell that you will never have to shovel snow off your roof.
Hinterstoeder, Austria; 2 meters of snow in 2 days. |
If you do (climate change and all that, so who knows?) I will personally shovel it off for you. I have vast experience with the business end of a snow shovel, having lived at 9100 feet in Colorado for 20 years.
Deal? Okay.
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